Following an off season work out, Tom Brady took the podium for 2 hours to answer questions from reporters about the upcoming season. Asked if Deflategate would be a distraction, Brady responded "Distraction? How's this for a distraction?" Brady then appeared to stare down the reporter who became lost in his glacial blue eyes for nearly an hour.
"So many people have made a big deal about my football being 11.5 oz instead of 12. For the 2015 season, I will be playing each snap with an 1776 Boston Cannon Ball weighing nearly 14.6 lbs. If I don't throw at least 100 touch downs, I'll watch a Rex Ryan foot fetish video."
Brady closed his press conference with a 10 minute runway appearance sporting his new Ugg line.