Following the recent arrest of escaped inmate David Sweat, Booze Brain Productions has obtained a non exclusive review of an Uber ride that never showed.
Zero FUCKING stars.
Requested an Uber for pickup at a secluded location near 2:00 am. A driver named Joyce confirmed ride, and then never showed. Tried to request another driver, but by that point it was surging 4.2x. Since Joyce never showed, I had to spend nearly three weeks hiking around up state New York in the forest. Spoiler alert, it was pretty fucking awful. I got lost and ended up losing my travel companion, who I just found out was shot in the head. Not planning on using Uber for the rest of my life.